Louis C.K.’s opening monologue on SNL.
For all the problematic shit he’s done / said sometimes he’s on it.
if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.
changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.
you’re the type of person this world needs
Change is possible when you put in the effort.
"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"
Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.
Size 12/14 UK. 73kg/161lbs heavy.
Sometimes I like my body. Sometimes I don’t.
Really need to start working out.
There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.
A significant decline in dementors as well.
I SWEAR I LAUGH AT THIS EVERY TWO SECONDS
This is my favorite post of all time.
whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye
OMG as it meows down the stairs.
I’ve been up all night calling the hospitals! Where have you been?!